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Thank god for Enjo!  I just cleaned my whole bathroom in less time than usual, it lookd cleaner than ever and I don’t have a headache from any harsh chemical cleaner! Oh, and my oven too! Thanks Libie for introducing me to it!

Thank god for Enjo! I just cleaned my whole bathroom in less time than usual, it lookd cleaner than ever and I don’t have a headache from any harsh chemical cleaner! Oh, and my oven too! Thanks Libie for introducing me to it!

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This little Miss won’t nap for me anymore (everyone else though) so I was surprised to see her fall asleep as Lexu and I tidied all the toys so we could get the little people farm out.

This little Miss won’t nap for me anymore (everyone else though) so I was surprised to see her fall asleep as Lexu and I tidied all the toys so we could get the little people farm out.

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Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.

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I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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She is singing Miss Polly had a baby who was sick sick sick. And going wah wah wah!

She is singing Miss Polly had a baby who was sick sick sick. And going wah wah wah!

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Master glassblower and stained glass artist Loren Stump in California has wowed the internet with an extraordinary display of virtuosity. He created a “loaf” of glass, called murrine, out of carefully layered glass rods that, when sliced, reveal a painstakingly detailed work of art in cross-section.

"The most impressive thing about his work is that the resulting image can only be seen in its entirety after the murrini is cut…"

(via Artist Creates Glass Loaves That Can Be Sliced Into Beautiful Portraits Like Bread | Bored Panda)

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sphenoid-wings:

One time I stapled my finger because I didn’t think the staple would go through my finger.

Logic at 8 years old.

I did that too. Then I blamed it on another kid and got him in shit.
Oops

I sharpened my pinky finger with a pencil sharpener when I was about 6 or 7. I suppose I wanted to see if I could? Now I am petrified of one of my kids doing it…

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The following audio was recorded in a house in Philadelphia. The home owner complained of creepy noises coming from the basement at night

A digital recorder was placed in the basement to record any noises. After 3 days of nothing, they finally found this.

They claim to have not altered it in any way. 

It sounds non human and almost animal like. But not like a raccoon found in your backyard, something far more sinister. 

I think I should just put in here, that sightings of demons have always been reported to be a half humanoid/animal like creatures. 

Definitly sent chills down my spine.

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Audio post for the creepy sounds heard in outer space

This is fucking insane… I don’t expect you guys to believe me and I don’t know if this is real or not but when I would hear “voices” and shit, they sounded like this. Fuck.

So most comments of my post are something like this:

and then I see your comment and I’m absolutely terrified for you because the home owners could’ve just moved out, but for you sounds as scary as this are coming from your own mind

how do you escape that?

just when I thought this post couldn’t get any scarier, I received this message

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A RICK ROLL BUT IT WASNT IM AFRAID

IT IS LIKE MIDNIGHT OH MY GOD I SO DID NOT NEED THIS

2 seconds in I was like FUCK NO I NEED TO SLEEP SOME TIME TONIGHT NOT DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

I want to listen to this but I haven’t yet because I’m about to go to sleep and I don’t want to be freaked out so I’m posting this so I can listen to it tomorrow…in the light of day. Far far away from my own home.

It sounds like a baby crying. Pretty sure they have just modified audio of a baby crying. It is creepy, but I doubt that it is real.

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Attempting to teach Alexis how to write her name. This would be easier if I a) had patience and b) knew what I was doing!

Attempting to teach Alexis how to write her name. This would be easier if I a) had patience and b) knew what I was doing!