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mommamountain:

sphenoid-wings:

One time I stapled my finger because I didn’t think the staple would go through my finger.

Logic at 8 years old.

I did that too. Then I blamed it on another kid and got him in shit.
Oops

I sharpened my pinky finger with a pencil sharpener when I was about 6 or 7. I suppose I wanted to see if I could? Now I am petrified of one of my kids doing it…

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raisingmybosboy:

derptasticotaku:

insert-ideal-url-here:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

the-queen-of-unpopular-opinions:

sixpenceee:

The following audio was recorded in a house in Philadelphia. The home owner complained of creepy noises coming from the basement at night

A digital recorder was placed in the basement to record any noises. After 3 days of nothing, they finally found this.

They claim to have not altered it in any way. 

It sounds non human and almost animal like. But not like a raccoon found in your backyard, something far more sinister. 

I think I should just put in here, that sightings of demons have always been reported to be a half humanoid/animal like creatures. 

Definitly sent chills down my spine.

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Audio post for the creepy sounds heard in outer space

This is fucking insane… I don’t expect you guys to believe me and I don’t know if this is real or not but when I would hear “voices” and shit, they sounded like this. Fuck.

So most comments of my post are something like this:

and then I see your comment and I’m absolutely terrified for you because the home owners could’ve just moved out, but for you sounds as scary as this are coming from your own mind

how do you escape that?

just when I thought this post couldn’t get any scarier, I received this message

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A RICK ROLL BUT IT WASNT IM AFRAID

IT IS LIKE MIDNIGHT OH MY GOD I SO DID NOT NEED THIS

2 seconds in I was like FUCK NO I NEED TO SLEEP SOME TIME TONIGHT NOT DOING THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

I want to listen to this but I haven’t yet because I’m about to go to sleep and I don’t want to be freaked out so I’m posting this so I can listen to it tomorrow…in the light of day. Far far away from my own home.

It sounds like a baby crying. Pretty sure they have just modified audio of a baby crying. It is creepy, but I doubt that it is real.

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Attempting to teach Alexis how to write her name. This would be easier if I a) had patience and b) knew what I was doing!

Attempting to teach Alexis how to write her name. This would be easier if I a) had patience and b) knew what I was doing!

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donotingest:

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

Keep that last comment in mind, people! We can’t keep erasing women’s accomplishments like this.

donotingest:

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

Keep that last comment in mind, people! We can’t keep erasing women’s accomplishments like this.

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arliss:

capyshotas:

fakevermeer:




Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?


Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.
I scored 21,500 FUCK YES


20800
NOT BAD AT ALL


36,300 words 
Woohoo!

I got 26900. Pretty sure I have gotten dumber since having kids-less time to read.

arliss:

capyshotas:

fakevermeer:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most common vocabulary size is from 2,500–9,000 words.

I scored 21,500 FUCK YES

20800

NOT BAD AT ALL

36,300 words Woohoo!

I got 26900. Pretty sure I have gotten dumber since having kids-less time to read.

(Source: scipsy)

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

I knew the first few letters of the Greek Alphabet and I still didn’t realise this. Some people, obviously me, just don’t think to question things we’ve known the name of since childhood.

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via flanahanagan)

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One Pot Andouille Sausage Skillet Pasta - Damn Delicious

bujnik:

Tonight’s dinner.

I don’t know what that type of sausage is (I don’t think we have it in Australia! I have never seen it) but I make this with chorizo and it is fucking amazing. We haven’t had it for a while, as I doubt it is healthy and we are currently trying to eat healthy to keep in shape before the wedding…