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Oooh Pretties!

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kitkatloves:

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a…

Well I suppose that makes sense. I am 5 5 and don’t have trouble reaching stuff, so it just didn’t occur to me.

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lostpoeticethic:

faeriesandlakes:

twolittlebluebirdsx:

teh-black-one:

4thefirsttimein5ever:

lemonpasta:

imminentdeathsyndrome:

delicately-interconnected:

lovesadrag:

delicately-interconnected:

nothatsstupid:

aria-m-fitz:

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

oh my god this made me cry

this is disgusting

How revolting. What a pig of a man. He can’t bear the thought of his daughter not being owned by a man.

Or maybe if she decides she WANTS to marry the love of her life he wishes he could walk her down the aisle you fucking idiots

Yes let us force heterosexuality and archaic rituals of the patriarchal exchange of property onto pre-pubescent children, wooo freedom of choice woo

And this is how people become anti-feminists. An innocent and touching story about a man who is about to die taking advantage of his last days by creating a memory for his daughter who will soon be fatherless is turned into some insane feminist diatribe. 

I hate a lot of feminists on this website.

seriously

This went from touching to annoying…

never understood why people hated “feminists” until this post. now i understand. way to ruin it for the rest of us. seriously.

When they told me my dad had cancer and was going to die, one of my first thoughts was ‘who’s going to walk me down the aisle when I get married?’ Luckily, my father lived to see that day, and when my children were born, but my heart was broken for all the memories I thought we were never going to get to make with him having stage 4 renal cell cancer. I think this is beautiful. You can be a feminist and believe in marriage. You can write your own marriage ceremony and have a loved one ordained to perform your non-religious ceremony. You marry a man or a woman or whatever the move of your life identifies as and you make the day about your love. You keep your last name or you take theirs or you make up a whole new one. Just because it originated as something not so awesome (actually pretty vile) doesn’t mean it is forever that way or that it applies to all women today who choose to get married. In summary, ease up.

If anyone really thinks that up there is feminism then I’m sorry, but you’re wrong

They think they’re feminists, but they’re just misandrists. And people who don’t know much about feminism think they are feminists which gives actual feminists a bad name.

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halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

Why is there a restriction for height? I don’t get what it would affect up there.

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I am now down to my pre Alexis weight!

I am so proud of myself, because I eat when I am in a bad mood. So I am gettimg myself out of that habit. And trying to snack healthier. And cook healthier meals, which helps Brad’s waistline as well as mine!
Not very interesting, but I thought I’d update seeing as how I’ve been going on about calorie counting. It js working for me! We had chicken drumsticks for dinner and I have had chocolate and biscuits today, so hardly any deprivation. (I really want cheezels)

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disneymusictime:

m3at-dagg3r:

elleandtheoubliette:

vixianna:

yamino:

heckyeahelsanna:

headcanonsforelsanna:

sandwichesandsideburns:

I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.

Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He arches. Arches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?

People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girl

Anna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary.  They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.

Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?


HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW

Strength? Ice? SIBLINGS? Guys, you’re missing a thing:



Do you wanna throw the Mjolniiiiir? Or cross the Bifrost to Midgaaard?


That last is just awesome!

disneymusictime:

m3at-dagg3r:

elleandtheoubliette:

vixianna:

yamino:

heckyeahelsanna:

headcanonsforelsanna:

sandwichesandsideburns:

I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.

Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He archesArches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?

People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girl

Anna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary.  They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.

Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?

HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW

Strength? Ice? SIBLINGS? Guys, you’re missing a thing:

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Do you wanna throw the Mjolniiiiir? Or cross the Bifrost to Midgaaard?

That last is just awesome!

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Attempting to get a video of her dancing to the end of despicable me. It was so cute, but I missed the bits where she was copying gru smacking his bum.